I really fucking love potatoes. →
wowfunniestposts: Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. THIS POTATO. I should do a cheese appreciation post… POTATO funniest blog ever
Carly: Yep. Just let...Just make them take the goddamn reins when it comes to relationships.
Carly: Fuck everythiiiiinnnnnnnggggg.
Me: Ugh I know. You know what sucks? Even the guys that claim you friend zone them. They never actually try or talk to you either! Then they have the nerve to complain about you friend zoning them.
Carly: Ughhh. Make them go away. We shall become amazons.
Me: Lesbian Amazons. We just need to grow two feet and four cup sizes.
Carly: Yeah. But we'd be awesome.
Me: We could have spears and objectifying clothing and everything. We'd be sexy as fuck.
Carly: Yes! Like whoa, We'd fuck bitches, take names and burn shit.
I shall go on living: What Lot's Wife Would Have... →
eating-poetry: Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark? When our first…